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koolaid guru

Plain and simple, the Koolaid Guru is Gerald.
Corey- man that Koolaid is good.
Gerald- of course it is, I'm the Koolaid Guru
by Dong Johnson December 12, 2019
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Hillsdale Koolaid

When you're a college student at Hillsdale College in Michigan but because the school is super christian and conservative there is no way to find booze. You then go to all the dumpsters and trash cans in the city and find beer and liquor bottles with a little bit that the person didn't drink. You then put all of it into a cup, mix it, and then put koolaid in it to make it taste less like pothole water.
Person 1: Man I was at the bar last night and had my first beer in months! This school sucks!
Person 2: Man you lucky frick I'm still underage I gotta drink Hillsdale Koolaid
by HouCou2003 October 31, 2022
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koolaids

what happens wen you do sex wih da koolaid mayn
girl: the koolaid man gave me koolaids man:succs
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koolaid

fuck you imma drink some kool aid hopefully without dying

also used a spicy way to spice up sex using koolaid as lube
yummm koolaid is so great
by The koolaid conqueror May 3, 2022
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Koolaid head

Company suckass. One who does anything their boss or the company tells them to do. “Drinking the koolaid.” AKA piece of shit.
The boss ask Tom to work through lunch for free. Tom said “Yes, whatever it takes boss.” - Tom is a Koolaid head
by Iw1 May 17, 2018
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Koolaid

To face your thumb down and insert it straight into your girlfriend/boyfriends butthole, rotating in a circular motion- almost as if you were stirring a pitcher of koolaid- while simultaneously saying "OHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHH"
BF: hey babe I'm horny let's do something freaky

GF: wanna koolaid me?

BF: huh?
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Copper koolaid

Awful ass exploding brain leaking diarrhea that may or may not accompany profuse projectile vomiting
Man my ass is ass fucked up after that copper koolaid
by theloveablechucklefuck September 8, 2023
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