wind or mud

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.

i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.

by kidlou January 4, 2011

Baltimore Wind

When a girl/guy is giving you a rim job and you blow some ass gas in her/his face.

"Too funny" Manny said to Chico "Last night Vannessa was eating my ass and I let go with some Baltimore Wind!".

Todd decided to go to far south on me last night so I gave him some Baltimore Wind to get him back into the right place.

by Mr. Crumby January 13, 2006

suck wind

1. To breathe hard after exertion or to be unable to catch your breath after an activity.

2. To lose any chance of winning after a certain point.

1. While mountain biking for example: Man, I'm suckin wind after climbing that hill.

2. A: How do you think you'll do in that 5 mile race? B: Crappy - after 3 miles, I'm useless, I just suck wind.

by psygirl November 16, 2004

swaggy wind

Wind that blows through your body when you walk with style!

Eh, your swaggy wind damn strong!

by QiHanSolo May 28, 2017

Chasing the Wind

A task that is meaningless. Void of purpose or virtue. A circular path, leading to no particular destination.

One book of the bible uses this phrase many times. Ecclesiastes

Bob - "I drove my Chevy to the ground, Dear God, now I need a new one."

Greg - "Chasing the Wind eh? Try buying a car that's not designed to fail at clockwork precision."

by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008

Wind Ensemble

Noun - A militaristic performance bootcamp built for the sole purpose of drilling music into the heads of once wonderful students.

Wind Ensemble is the inferior band.
Wind Ensemble is torture, whereas Symphonic is paradise.

Wind Ensemble Kid: Aw dam I wish I was in Symphonic Band, it’s so much better.

by Americairo May 19, 2020

The Wind Waker

1- A shortening of the name of the game The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

2- A special baton that Link uses to compose songs in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. There are a total of 6 songs that you can learn.
SPOILER WARNING.

The songs go as follows:

Wind's Requiem:
Use- Conduct the wind to go N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, or NW
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Up, Left, Right

Ballad of Gales:
Use- Warp to certain areas on the map of the Great Sea.
Time Signature- 4/4
How- Down, Right, Left, Up

Command Melody:
Use- Allows you to control a nearby object. (Might not work for some things)
Time Signature: 4/4
How- Left, Center, Right, Center

Earth God's Lyric:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Earth Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Down, Down, Center, Left, Right, Center

Wind God's Aria:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Wind Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Up, Up, Down, Right, Left, Right

(Optional) Song of Passing:
Use- Turns days into nights, and nights into days. Similar to the Sun's Song in Ocarina of Time.
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Right, Left, Down.

1- Man, I really want to play The Wind Waker.

2- Ohmygosh! Is that the Wind Waker!?

by FlimsyOcarina March 22, 2009