Houston Texans

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

by Da Man October 30, 2003

Houston 500

See train, but 71 times worse

She attempted the Houston 500 but came up 63 guys short.

by Santos Harper July 3, 2006

Marques Houston

A fine r&b singer who is 24 and was born on August 4, 1981. He sings "Naked" which is the only song to retire so far on BET.

Marques Houston is my type of man.

by marques' #1 wifey April 5, 2006

Simon Houston

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

by Derek George and Andy Holland January 23, 2005

houston firecracker

when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.

I gave you sister a houston firecracker.

by yourmomgivesgood69's May 5, 2009

Hunnybee Houston

A writer who reaches audience in a positive way. A poet who caloraborated with many promoters coming from a royality family of production.

Hunnybee Houston brought her crown to a dead town

by Hunnybee Houston July 12, 2018

The Houston Sauna

To pass gas and lock your power windows

Administering the Houston Sauna
Driver:To pass gas in your car and lock the power windows
passenger:To hold your power window up so if the driver rolls his down atleast it gets sucked in his direction

by Jeff Browning April 22, 2008