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Dirty Hello Kitty 

When a male fucks a female in the ass with his penis before pulling it out and slapping her across the face while moving his hips in a side to side motion in order to produce the final result, which is brown whiskers across said female's face.
Holy Fuck, Jimbo just gave Kelly a Dirty Hello Kitty! I hope she washes up before kissing her daddy! Oh wait, she's a whore, no worries.
Dirty Hello Kitty by Triple BLV January 15, 2010

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

Light Bulb Hello Kitty 

hi bow befor me kthnxiluvubye!!!11!1
Light Bulb Hello Kitty by Leasha December 30, 2003

The Hello Kitty Massacre 

Band from Oconomowoc Wisconsin (respectively) circa. 2015
Originally From The Ashes We Rise Anew the band started as metalcore but subtly shifted to a deathgrind sound (respectively) after the name change
This controversial band is mostly anonymous with only alias's and the lead singer (former Angel) Yung bR@T, who's instagram is already pushing 6k+ instagram followers. What makes this band so surprising is that they are all still in high school as of now and the members are believed to be no older than 18 with a growing fan base and extreme controversial lyrics and singing style.
"Yo did you go see " The Hello Kitty Massacre " last night"
"Yeah i can't believe how brutal the vocals were for how young they are"

National hello kitty your friend day 

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD
I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!

I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day 

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"

Tempel ov hello kitty

Is a hello kitty tempel ov blood order of nine angles group
Basically hello kitty and o9a is Tempel ov hello kitty
Tempel ov hello kitty by 77712DS December 23, 2025