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And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
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help me

do not help them at all costs
not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro
by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023
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Help me

back with another-
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Crasshy September 30, 2023
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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!
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help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!
I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!
by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024
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