A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025

Hello Kitty a cute fun character, also known by her real name Kitty White, is a fictional character created by Yuko Shimizu, currently designed by Yuko Yamaguchi, and owned by the Japanese company Sanrio. Sanrio depicts Hello Kitty as an anthropomorphized white cat with a red bow and no visible mouth.
by jadefade03 July 19, 2023

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023

The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.
by YahooYoyoscam January 8, 2021

Full exposure, whether intentional or unintentional, of one's vagina, vajayjay, Virginia, or Derrick Vageater; when said exposure catches partner by surprise or in a state of morning arrousal . This is often used as a greeting salutation or fun pet name. Can be used in a playful but challenging way such as Hello Kitty I see we meet again!
by RobzUven June 1, 2018
