Gustav

Retard

Guy 1 - "You see that Gustav over there?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah he's a total dumbass and weak af

by Gustavohater69 March 1, 2022

Gustav

a disgusting induvideal there can't spell for shit and is stupid and wrong. he is also not good at making big letters, because he has small weewee. i am of course of the highest intilectual when saying this. thx for the reads bois.
gustav is an ass and not the nice kinda ass. also, he has small weewee.

Person: "Remember Gustav, he's so nice!"
An intullectuel: "NO HE IS STOOPID! FUK HIM."

by smallpeewee September 6, 2017

Gustav Dieker

He is a hot young man. if you find a Gustav Dieker you will fall in love with him but when you get to know him you will become suicidal.

Gustav Dieker likes to cum on the toilet and blame it on his dad

by Gustav Larson March 26, 2024

Gustav 2

Gustav 2 is a slang term used as a replacement for Garfield 2, a Tale of Two Kitties. Gustav 2 is also a random thing you can say to piss off your friends.

"Yo bitch where's my copy of Gustav 2"

by back up (he's the man) April 6, 2022

Gustav

Gustav plays fortnite And roblox

Gustav friend with melker

by Fiofjffi82 April 21, 2020

Gustav

1. The short form for the popular gun the "Schwerer Gustav". This weapon is a German railway gun which was in use in World war II, this gun was destroyed as the Germans did not want their enemy to acquire the weapon after the war.

Person 1: Have you seen Gustav, that gun is so THICC!

Person 2: IKR! I wish it wasn't destroyed, then we could've visited it in a museum!

by TheSchmer September 29, 2020

Weeb Friend Gustavs

A legend among the rugged eagle discord server.

Weeb Friend Gustavs likes his women smooth

by gwen stacy is very very hawt September 14, 2020