Guadaladumpa

When you have to take a dump after having too much to eat in the bars and restaurants of Guadalajara.

Time is not on your side, this is an explosive event.

You respect and prioritize the pressures building in your bowels.

The 'dumpa is gonna happen, so you better be ready!

Bro, this food in Guadalajara has been amazing, but now I have a Guadaladumpa brewing.

Do you have any wet wipes? And maybe a helmet?

by DrunkenDuncan October 16, 2022

Guadalupe

Virgin mary, pimple patch

Hey guadalupe is a virgin

by Shhhhhhhh106 January 20, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalaflupe

A Mexican woman that can do a backflip.

She guadaflupe'd on my dick like a yoyo.

Guadalaflupe: Stop making me spin so fast!

by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023

guadilupe

when you go to your friend and scoop up their balls

Hey lets go play some guadilupe tag in your pool.

by CuckHoldia January 31, 2024

Guadalupe

LA VIRGENCITA DE GUADALUPE MI AMOR

MAMITAAAA ,LA GUADALUPANA , LA GUADALUPANA , LA GUADALUPANA ,LA VIRGENCITA DE GUADALUPE MI AMOR

by Therealspiderman 🕷️ November 21, 2023