A person who (generally) likes trees, beaches, vegetables and fruits, and often yoga and/or marijuana.
by Significant Wolf October 21, 2013
Get the Granola headmug. A homosexual male who at first appears to be "artsy" or "earthy," but is in fact just stylized to look that way. Also, an excessively health-oriented gay man who prefers to dress like a hippie.
Jerem: "I saw Phil the other day! He had dirty hair and a long beard, he's totally turning into a granola homo.
by Luc Samatas February 17, 2010
Get the granola homomug. girl: whats a granola bar?
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.
by The Sheeit February 17, 2009
Get the granola barmug. When a person has taken on the mannerisms, political viewpoints, and actions of a hippie/new age activist. Extremely liberal in their views, these people will claim to "fight the system" all the while just sitting around complaining.
John: Dude, Jim's been going to a lot of protest rallies this year.
Steve: Yeah, he's gone granola.
Larry: Anymore, when I talk to Bob he always complains about the "capitalist machine." What's up with that?
Ed: He's gone granola...
Steve: Yeah, he's gone granola.
Larry: Anymore, when I talk to Bob he always complains about the "capitalist machine." What's up with that?
Ed: He's gone granola...
by CooperNRG November 29, 2011
Get the Gone Granolamug. hippie: Hey earth brah, wanna sign my petition to legalize marijuana?
guy 1: I'll sign, but only cuz I like my weed. Now go take a shower, you stank-ass granola fucker!!
guy 1: I'll sign, but only cuz I like my weed. Now go take a shower, you stank-ass granola fucker!!
by Son of Stone July 8, 2010
Get the granola fuckermug. Music from the 1960's and early 1970's, whereas most of the lead singers have all died from a drug overdose.
or~
Newer bands, that are not popular, also known to some as indie music.
Nothing with loud drums that might increase blood pressure.
Granola Rock music is enjoyed by many hippies/tree huggers, while bragging on their extreme enviromentalist behavior, and comparing who gets the greatest milage out of their Pruis.
or~
Newer bands, that are not popular, also known to some as indie music.
Nothing with loud drums that might increase blood pressure.
Granola Rock music is enjoyed by many hippies/tree huggers, while bragging on their extreme enviromentalist behavior, and comparing who gets the greatest milage out of their Pruis.
Michelle spends her day caring for her behive and thinking of ways to recycle anything and everything, all the while, listening to her granola Rock music on her 8 track.
by Sheila shine November 16, 2012
Get the granola Rockmug. The old man hiking shoes that are worn daily by embarrassing dads, uncles, and on occasion grandfathers.
Description: The weird rubber/mesh sandal looking roman shoes that strap around you foot a gazilaon times with hideous amounts of Velcro to secure in your precious piggies. Yet with large openings for air to flow thru your feet to keep them fresh while letting in parasites and creepy crawlies.
All in all, a wanna bee hippie tree-hugging old man fad that must die
Description: The weird rubber/mesh sandal looking roman shoes that strap around you foot a gazilaon times with hideous amounts of Velcro to secure in your precious piggies. Yet with large openings for air to flow thru your feet to keep them fresh while letting in parasites and creepy crawlies.
All in all, a wanna bee hippie tree-hugging old man fad that must die
Dude whats with the granola shoes?
They are mere hiking sandals with mesh siding and leather straps, that i use for everyday activities to formal occasions. Oh and 10% of my purchase helped an independent company plant a tree in the amazon!--thus making them nongranola ie
They are mere hiking sandals with mesh siding and leather straps, that i use for everyday activities to formal occasions. Oh and 10% of my purchase helped an independent company plant a tree in the amazon!--thus making them nongranola ie
by yovanna July 3, 2008
Get the granola shoesmug.