The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020
When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
by Gullek November 20, 2011
The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
by Shaft_H September 12, 2016
A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
by Five Finger Dick Punch April 23, 2016
by PSYCHO DANE September 10, 2006
A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch. It's a large dose of methamphetamine that an addict craves to consume on a daily basis.
"Why does Maria look like a zombie today?"
"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"
"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"
by MurkyWaters April 24, 2009
by Ian sean May 18, 2007