fisherman's tale

A quick response when someone is telling a story (lie) about anything (usually about fish or sex).
Poser: "Dude, I was at this party and I hooked up with three of the cheerleaders from school! You should have been there!"

Dude: "Oh fisherman's tale. You couldn't hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. Poser."
by kuro musha August 9, 2006
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Fisherman's Benedict

After you have successfully created a Hot Tub Benedict, instead of feeding it to your significant other, you throw it in a nearby body of water. The fish will then get to feast on the delicacy.
"Hey I'm about to go fishing, got any Fisherman's Benedicts for me to help lure the fish?"

"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."
by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020
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The Gorton's Fisherman

A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.
Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.
by jackburton38 December 8, 2014
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michigan fisherman

When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.
Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.
by Code Bilfgod69420 February 24, 2020
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Gorton's Fisherman

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's
Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey
by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018
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Alaskan Fisherman

The process of a chick on all fours. You take your cock from behind and act like you are casting out a line. Then simultaneously hooking her lip with your finger and insertion of your penis into her pussy. Pulling back so her head is almost looking back at you as you pound her with out the hook slipping out until you blow a load in her.
Man you should have seen it, I hooked a gorgeous fish on the line, almost lost her, but managed to finish strong, I felt like an "Alaskan fisherman".
by RatedR superstar August 13, 2016
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Fisherman's Triple

When you go to the bathroom, take a shit (wiping and flushing optional), masturbate and then shower.
I'm finally home from work, time for a fisherman's triple.
by BrendNew February 8, 2023
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