Electro-clingy

An individual who is surgically attached electronically to another individual through the use of e-communications.

<chump>goddamnit!
<notchump>what?
<chump>the girlfriend, she calls me whenever I don't respond to a txt message when I don't respond after a certain period of time.
<notchump>I could never date anybody who's so electro-clingy.

by strydec February 09, 2010

Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022

electro fone

An early proginator to the now common cellphone used in the early 1900's as a form of "portable Telegraph".

I say Morrison, is that your brand new Electro Fone with Spectral Graph paper?

by Sir Mimsey of Wod Hall September 08, 2006