A man with an absurdly long, girthy penis. The sheer size of his schlong will devastate anyone who crosses his path.
Easton has a massive penis.
by JBONE4SHO March 5, 2022
Get the Eastonmug. Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is
Easton's slow
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
Get the Easton's slowmug. A fucking faggot with the tiniest dick on the planet. He is also really small and bad at sports. He needs to kill himself.
by Ohmygodjay December 19, 2019
Get the easton panasukmug. by Bbbbrrrraden July 10, 2021
Get the Eastonmug. This boy is a player and a hoe he is really athletic he loves to run and he likes to play football and basketball those are the two things he plays at school he plays basketball too he is really cute and funny
by GIGIvigelient May 5, 2021
Get the Eastonmug. by hal987654321 August 17, 2021
Get the Eastonmug. He is pretty kind I guess, he is VERY funny, and he likes football and sports (most of them do) he is loyal and is a good friend, he wont leave you unless you do something to him, a lot of girls like him yet he chooses to stay single, he def has a crush but he wont admit who it is, If you want a Easton, go get him, but he's not very easy to pull
by Thelilcheesyratismine25 December 2, 2024
Get the Eastonmug.