does not work that way

Phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. Originally from the character Morbo on Futurama.

Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

by dskdksdjk September 24, 2009

Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

Does it heckers like

Used to express disbelief, or a difference of opinion, this phrase can be used to respond to any statement made by someone that you think is not truthful or that you simply cannot believe. alternative to It does not yeah right as if

'that really hurts' 'does it heckers like, stop being a baby'. 'Have you seen the news, it means we're all going to be out of a job' 'Does it heckers like, that's an exaggeration'.

by Donnie1989 December 5, 2011

Does the Pope Pope In the woods?

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.

"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

by drjeco October 6, 2015

does what it says on the tin

A product or process that just does what it's required to do, often used for lacklustre things that are just about good enough for a job, but nothing special.

That phone is pretty simple, but it does what it says on the tin so it'll do for now.

by UKSnootyFox June 15, 2016