Dick

1) Something a man masterbates with.
2) An inapropriate word for an a man/woman you disslike
3) A thing a Pussy slides on
4) A sex object
5) An object used to rape niggers in prison

1) I stroke my Dick tell I cum
2) You Fucking Dick-Head
3) Hey Bitch, come slide on my Dick
4) Im'a Fuck his Dick
5) Pull your pants down you nigger your about to get a dick in your ass, and don't fight it

by Big Platuim Balls November 27, 2009

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Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.

You man, look at that guys dick! I want one, but i can't grow it!

by mattizle May 16, 2005

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The magic wand that makes babies

“Mom how did you get that baby?”

“I used the Dick! It’s a magic wand!”

by Ihaveeyelashes69 November 15, 2019

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A delicate meat scepter during its placid state, nonetheless, that skewer can turn into the toughest of spears when sexually excited, thus, impaling any female genitalia on its way.

"He is probably lying about his dick size" said Emma to Jemma.
"Just like all men do" Replied Jemma before they both burst into laughter.

by ADEDD April 18, 2019

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