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Dickwad

Dick was a person who is an asshole all the time usually named jake
Bro 1: bro that dude jake is a dickwad

Bro 2: ik right
by igbaddiefrom613 August 10, 2019
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dickwad

You. You are a dickwad. Why are you on urbandictionary? Do something productive, like my mom.
by ClickedEnter January 11, 2022
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dickwad

when someone that is just a massive twat
shit man that max kid is a dickwad
by georgia300705 May 8, 2019
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dickwad

literally anyone who is just the most annoying or idiotic person ever
bro hes such a dickwad
by anonymous June 10, 2024
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pseudotough dickwad

A poser idiot who attacks people on social media, inflating statements/reactions in an attempt to further incite a social media showdown.

A pseudotough dickwad attacks others for their personal beliefs, opinions, race, place of origin, sexual orientation, sexual preference, etc.

He’s tough behind a keyboard but truly is a pussy in real life.

Or any tattooed, generic, idiot with names like Justin/Taylor Who so obviously have a scorching case of little penis syndrome.
Mentally and emotionally stable person: “Don’t be bitter, it is unhealthy for you.”

pseudotough dickwad response: “God for bid you share your bitterness and hatred of the world blah blah blah, look at this bitch blah blah blah, toughen up buttercup, life is hard blah blah blah.” ****Has no real life experiences.

little Penis syndrome, dickwad, asshat, assclown, dumbass, pseudotough dickwad
by FeatherD November 22, 2017
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Dickwad

The explicit retort a Mormon uses when you make fun of their magic underwear; they're better known for borrowing pseudo-profanity from the 1950s and 1960s television language from the era. Utah introduced the term "Shut The Front Door" as they still have virgin ears as they not allowed to watch Full Metal Jacket as that's the movie that introduced double homicide laced insults spouted at rapid-fire barrage from R. Lee Emery.

I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
The LDS Blogger engaging in a LiveJournal style gang up.

The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."

The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Dickwad

An ignorant asshole who speaks without thinking
Smart people: we going out for food tonight at winghouse

Dickwad: what kind of food does a wing place serve

Smarts: wings dickwad
by Vinny Vin vin May 31, 2018
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