A guy who always seems cool, but inside is confused about his feelings. Help him out a bit. Also, who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.
Hi Christopher
by The Chrispy Chicken August 3, 2009
Get the Christophermug. A man/women that loves and will protect anyone he/she cares for he usually is shy and might be lame but if you get to know him good enough he will change you forever and he is the right person for you if you want to be the happiest person on the earth
by Name of the names May 29, 2017
Get the Christophermug. Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
by LeafyIsNotHere November 30, 2018
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.
by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020
Get the Christophermug. A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole
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by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018
Get the Christophermug. by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017
Get the christophermug. Christopher's are very tall and hairy but have great smiles and are only shy in front of elders. But when they are around their freinds they get hype and "do the most" and are very physical. Lots of Christopher's play physical sports such as football. Christopher's are loving people when it comes to family or they boo. But especially they boo. Christopher's love having girlfreinds who are freaky because Christopher's are master's of the sheets. Christopher's are different in front of friends than they are with their lover. Christopher's are very loud, obnoxious and, childish. Christophers will pick on people at times bigger or smaller and sometimes will take a pill they can't swallow.
Kisha: Christopher is so loud and big so he's such a target
Tanya: I know but his smile is so perfect and when we were dating he treated me so well
Monique: And I heard he can be a lil freaky too
Tanya: I know but his smile is so perfect and when we were dating he treated me so well
Monique: And I heard he can be a lil freaky too
by Charles johnsom April 2, 2019
Get the Christophermug.