Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.

When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

Bumpy

Being un-cool or rude to someone.

Everything was going great, until Becky came in being all bumpy.

by SubseaB August 6, 2018

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Bumpy Cuddles

When two people have sex.

Do you want to have bumpy cuddles?

by aaron88800 August 10, 2022

weak but bumpy

Lillian

You are so beautiful, with an angel face, affectionate violet eyes, and a slender, weak but bumpy body. Your beauty will certainly be magnified countless times on the screen, beyond the secular. Hundreds of millions of men all over the world love your face at the meeting and are willing to pay money to watch your face on the screen. So am I, hoping to communicate with you and become friends.

by anonymous December 24, 2024