Bronies

Male fans of the series My Little Pony. Also hated on urban dictonary. (Funny because all posts downriding fans are usally more top heavy to the dislike side i.e fuck off haters :D )

Brony: Man, the new episode was awesome!

Bronies.

by twuiwiotiwtwiti February 17, 2013

Brony

A bunch of fucking virgin guys at the age of 19 or older that worship the show my little pony. For those of you that don't know what my little pony is, it's a cartoon designed for three year old girls. There is also a convention where thousand of these fat pedophile pieces of shit get together and jerk each other off because they couldn't get a girlfriend that is over the age of 12. Also some ugly fucking girls go to these conventions that are fat as hell and have acne all over their face. So don't expect to pop a boner at one of these events unless you're into fat guys that cum when they see a pink pony doll.

Guy one: hey dude I just bought this toy pony and I think I'm going to go to bronycon
Guy two: here is a gun. Shoot yourself in the chest and bleed to death while slicing your legs open and having a midget punch your balls............enjoy the fat ugly chicks you child molester

by Imwhitewhichmeansimracist April 14, 2014

brony

my little pony fans, usually older men that for some odd reason still enjoy the show.

'dude i heard your dads a brony!"
"yea...he steals my rainbow dash and pinkie pie sometimes..."

by AppleJack July 17, 2012

brony

a brony is a fan of the show my little poney; they all are extreamly gay. it can be used as a term for asking for anal rape. most fans are usually retards with a lack of any sense.

yesterday i saw a bunch of bronys on chat roulete, i almost vomited

by kamiguru March 4, 2012

brony

One step below a faggot. But to be legit an oldder male who enjoies watching my little pony. they also enjoy being gay and sucking pony dick

BRONY: OMY GOD I WAS WATCHING MLP IT WAS SO FUNNY

BRONY 2: I KONW RIGHT BROHOOF

GAY GUY: YOU GUYS ARE HELLA GAY

WOMAN: ARE YOU GUYS VIRGINS

BRONIES: YES WHY

WOMAN:NO REASON

by YO MAMA JUST KIDDING December 20, 2013

Brony

A guy aged from 10 - 120 that knows what friendship is.

Bully: "Hahahaha, have you seen that Brony? He's sooo gay!"
^ (has no friends)

by riskyourrisk May 29, 2014

brony

A gay or bi-sexual male that takes pleasure in watching a tv show for little girls. Possibly to meet little girls or because their mental capacity is that of a little girl. They are often associated with skinny jean hipsters that listen to dub step or emo core.

Ways to avoid being a brony:
1. Eat steak
2. Don't go to gay bath houses
3. Never listen to Skrillex or refer to dub step as music
4. Avoid going to concerts where skinny jeans is acceptable leg wear
5. Grow a beard like a real man
6. SWED, just don't become a mindless pot head
7. Listen to real metal

8. Learn to shoot a gun/ride a motor cycle

If you at any point think you might be becoming a brony, you should take the following steps:
1. Beat up a hipster (In their own house if you can)
2. Shoot said gun. Maybe at a small horse

3. Eat more steak
4. Write Skrillex hate mail... Wait, nevermind. He isn't worth your time. Just go beat up another Hipster
5. Find out why you can't grow a beard and fix it. Acting like a real man helps but can take years to correct
6. Listen to metal

Brony - "Hey whats going on?"
Straight MAN - "Wow, they don't make men like they used to. What the hell happened to you? Do your parents know you are a fag?"

by NOT A FAG September 8, 2013