Generally a brainless and soul-less moron. Often beset by the results of de-motivation and lack of ambition so much so that you can almost always find a 'Brad' with that "I've been robbed" sour puss look on his face. Almost always a sexually disfunctional deviate who prefers younger girls (obviously on account of 'brad's' regressed and alcohol damaged brain).
A 'Brad' also swaps his values from conversation to conversation in an attempt to either please or seem superior to the particular person/group he is speaking to.
His loyalties lie within being "a cool kid" and "having a good time".
A 'Brad' also swaps his values from conversation to conversation in an attempt to either please or seem superior to the particular person/group he is speaking to.
His loyalties lie within being "a cool kid" and "having a good time".
PARIS: "Brad, what are you doing? Why are you cradling that wine bladder and straddling that 16 year old girl??? You're 22 and we're in a relationship."
BRAD: "Chill, I'm just just a cool kid looking to have a good time!"
PARIS: "But she's 16, she's still in high school!"
BRAD: "She dropped out last year, we're intellectual contemporaries"
BRAD: "Chill, I'm just just a cool kid looking to have a good time!"
PARIS: "But she's 16, she's still in high school!"
BRAD: "She dropped out last year, we're intellectual contemporaries"
by LeonayTheGreat July 03, 2012
He likes swing dancing and playing the guitar and hiding in the closet when the wind is loud. He always wears his favorite purple hoodie and has a twitchy ankle. Brads are very sweet and they like smoothies. Hanging out with him is refreshing and cool, just like lemonade. Brads work best with girls whose names start with an E, such as "Edna", "Edwina", "Erma", "Edwarda", and "Ethel". Oh, and he's pretty much amazing.
Ethel: "Look at that Brad! Why is he hiding in the closet?" Edwina: "Because all the purple hoodies are in there!"
by Tennessee Girl April 07, 2011
He is a HUGE cunt sucks ball sweat for teacher and looks like the Lorax and the smoking in the fags guy combined eats ciggys has the haircut from dumb and dumber and looks a bit like bob cratchit
by greasy lewis January 31, 2020
The varsity football star who will fool around with all of the girls. Also a douche. Spends weekends in the gym and orders water at the bar.
by AmGoodBoy1 August 08, 2018
A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.
Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.
by tcoll699 July 24, 2019
Brad Is always very opus. He always has the hottest girlfriend, yet, doesnt preform in bed, hes shlong is a very disapointing length of just 3 inches and he gets off to the local 3rd graders heading off to school, or should i say giving head at school? Anyways brad is always very hot, yet weird and perverted, he will try to rape you at a party that his girlfriend isnt at. brad is secretly gay also for his best friend, caleb, who is very big in bed and they evntually have an affair which interferes with brads relationship. brad leaves said girl for caleb and takes nut in his butt. dont be a brad.
by milky exposed brad March 17, 2020
by Com Mate June 14, 2019