Bathroom Burglar

The act when one person tries to forcibly open your bathroom stall door while you are peeing or taking a dump when they know good and well that the stall is occupied
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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010
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bathroom slut

One who waits around in public or private bathrooms, waiting for men or women to walk in. From then on, the person who enters the lavatory is free to do to said bathroom slut as they please, because a bathroom slut will do anything to a person. Nothing is out of bounds for a bathroom slut, as long as the act stays within the bathroom. After such act is committed, the person that originally entered can leave freely without any ties to the bathroom slut. The bathroom slut now just has to wait for his/her next contender AKA the next person to walk into the bathroom.
Zoe- Oh my god, did you hear about what that bathroom slut did to grandma at that gas station?

Francis- I know, I don't think grandma will be able to walk in a straight line for weeks!
by cenileaura November 29, 2011
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bathroom polio

Bathroom Polio occurs when a indviduals feet go numb or "fall asleep" from sitting on the toilet too long.
I had to stomp my feet after taking a big dump to make get the feeling back in them-worst case of bathroom polio I've had in years!
by Cokeduprednek June 25, 2007
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bathroom looker

Someone who looks at other people through the cracks in public restroom stalls.
That 7th grader is such a goddamn bathroom looker.
by Bon Chez April 12, 2003
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Bathroom Bandit

A young woman who takes males into a bathroom and has a "good time " with them
"Oh my gosh, ally is totally the new BATHROOM BANDIT, she brought 3 guys in the bathroom in one night!"
by wheesnaaaw August 09, 2009
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Bathroom OCD

A certain form of obsessive-compulsive disorder that only affects an individual while they are using a bathroom.

Exs. Exclusively using a certain towel/s, needing the shower a particular temperature, not being able to use the restroom unless certain conditions are met (defined by the individual.)
Man 1: Hey, I gotta take a shower, I'll see you tomorrow bro.
Man 2: Dude. Just use my shower. No big deal.
Man 1: Sorry man, nah. I've got bathroom ocd. You don't have my body wash and you've only got 3 towels. Ill just see you later.
Man 2: Whatever dude, peace.
by C diddly September 21, 2010
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bathroom panic

The painful, very sudden awareness that if one does not get to a toilet quickly, one might crap oneself. Sometimes accompanied by loud abdominal sounds and goosebumps.
In the midst of going down on his girlfriend, Gregg abruptly ran to the bathroom, as he was overcome with bathroom panic.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
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