ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

Ballistic fist

When one fists another.

‘She loves the ballistic fist’ said Jenifer Lopez

by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024