Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021
by DirtyAndrePoo April 07, 2024
Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!
by Omran's lover October 16, 2019
by deezuts7777 February 28, 2023
Show me your boobs day is on April 29th
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022
caleb: lemme see your boobs
girl: no
caleb: today is october 27
girl: in that case then okay
national show your boobs day- show your boobs now
girl: no
caleb: today is october 27
girl: in that case then okay
national show your boobs day- show your boobs now
by monster.truck69 October 28, 2020