ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

ballistic

(verb-to go ballistic): to go berserk on someone/something.

mother: sons, i am gone to my hairdresser appointment, i don't want you to ballistic on each other, i know you like to fight, but please watch TV comme du monde while I am gone.

older son: yes mom!.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2013