Pendulum Syndrome

The inability of noticing or accepting change. Or to be puzzled by change.

Person 1: That store was renovated but I just can’t seem to accept it like that.

Person 2: You probably have Pendulum Syndrome

by 404guts May 14, 2021

Ass Nigga Syndrome

When an ass nigga thinks their good at a game but they're not.
Symptoms include:

Ass gameplay
Less then basic understanding of a game
Thinking they know everything
Going on the internet and talk shit behind a screen

Place in no tournaments yet still talk trash
Complains about losing
and finally being a trash ass nigga

He got Ass Nigga Syndrome! That nigga ass.

by Professor MVP September 17, 2020

collins syndrome

The inability to take a poop with your shirt on.

The uncontrollable urge to remove your shirt while pooping.

He cannot poop with his shirt on, he must have Collins Syndrome.

by Science.org January 11, 2023

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

titanfall 3 syndrome

when somebody interprets random things that are likely coincidences as a sign of something else

guy on twitter: Hear me out... The moon in the VI tease tweet from @RockstarGames

is a Waning Gibbous at ~85%. The moon enters that phase again on Monday, 2-OCT-2023 and then again on Wednesday, 1-NOV-2023. Could this latest Tweet not only tease VI, but point to the next big announcement?

other guy on twitter: yo he got that titanfall 3 syndrome

by AdamFra September 30, 2023

EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome

Someone who takes to social media to talk about a subject they know nothing about and suggest that they know someone in their family that's affiliated with that topic,which means they are as educated and knowledgeable as the person just by association. Women tend to do this when they marry someone. "My Husband is a Doctor, I know what I',m talking about"

My Brother is a Plumber. That makes me an expert. EBAS - Expert by Association Syndrome

by Nevadarhodes May 04, 2019

Koch syndrome

Emotionally abusive prick that spends more time staring at a computer screen than with his family.

I left that asshole because he has Koch syndrome

by No wayyyy April 26, 2020