Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.

Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023

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balls

Big, bouncy, round things that kids and sometimes adults play with

Kid 1: "I really love these balls"
Kid 2: "Me too"
Kid 1: "They're so bouncy and fun!"
Kid 2: "Exactly!"

by gay man 25.6 April 3, 2022

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The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.

Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.

by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022

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men

may i lick your balls?

by niall // jungle May 15, 2022

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Dumb ball

The felling of numbness in one's testicle after back banging (analy) during hour - long fucking activity

Giani sure fuck that Oleggio hoe, cause he got a dumb ball. He better put some marinara sauce on it.

by juanitoalimana November 30, 2021

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Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

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