ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 11, 2019

Ex-holes

An Ex partner that is also an asshole.

I have dated a lot of ex-holes in my life.

by PurpleHaze777 April 20, 2021

Finger your ex day

On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’

Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’

by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 28, 2012

GET WITH YOUR EX DAY

today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what

Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day

Girl:Oh ok!

by REALBIGSPEAKER October 03, 2023

Ex-mortal

a person who did the impossible

Recently a man survived the holocaust, spanish flu, and now COVID 19 he is an Ex-mortal

by mista2 April 06, 2020

Ex-sextation

The feeling or thought that you will resume your old sex life with an ex with no regard for you present life or anyone in it.

Ex-sextation- I recently had seen my ex and acted on unrealistic ex-sextaion she was discussed.
My old partner had ex-sextaions that made me sure that leaving him was the right choice.
My ex-sextaions left me feeling lonely because she was over our last relationship what a bitch!

by Suxatore2022 April 23, 2022