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floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019
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killing floor

There's 3 definitions of a killing floor :

1) When you stab the floor or shoot it with a gun, you're killing it, hence the "Killing Floor"
2) You're walking, you're happy and all, then the floor kills you, maybe because of some traps hidden in the floor, hance the "Killing Floor"
3) A video game about zombies, there's a lot of blood on the floor and slaughtering corpses, so it's a "killing floor".

Now you know.
1)I was walking like every day and I tripped, so I made a killing floor.
2)Jigsaw wants to play with me, ha made a killing floor.
3)Rick Grimes is slaughtering a hundred of zombies, that's a real killing floor.
by JackThough February 25, 2017
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Floor Gizzards

A box of buffalo-sauce slathered fried chicken gizzards, set on the floor of an auto body repair shop, and shared by the bros hangin' out, drinking beer, at the end of the day.
"Hey bro, help yourself to the fresh floor gizzards over by that bumper. Get me a beer too, will you?"
by Earl! February 12, 2021
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throwing the cards on the floor

throwing the cards on the floormeans the team surrenders because their cards suck.
He ended up throwing the cards on the floor because he couldn't catch up in the card game
by Trix master March 16, 2017
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Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.
"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."
by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 23, 2025
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Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
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Backroad floor job

When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash
I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later
by 23zx June 28, 2023
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