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swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence
Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.
by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022
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master stream

The act of covering her mouth and blasting it up her nose
He began his transitional attack by giving her the master stream.
by BOTE2017 August 23, 2017
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mastering myself

Getting intouch with yourself , finding yourself . You’re worth and indentitity within yourself .
Every since i have left my no good ex i been mastering myself
by Newbies February 27, 2019
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Meme Master

A person who knows so many memes that he can say memes by heart. This person can use, invent and create a meme at any time of the day. Real MemeLords are hard to see because a lot of people fake to be a MemeLord. To see if someone is a Memelord go to knowyourmemes (the site) and take a meme, if the person can say what the meme means more than 10 times he can be or is a Memelord. Other name for a meme Master is a memelord.
A person who knows so many memes that he can say memes by heart. This person can use, invent and create a meme at any time of the day. Real MemeLords are hard to see because a lot of people fake to be a MemeLord. To see if someone is a Memelord go to knowyourmemes (the site) and take a meme, if the person can say what the meme means more than 10 times he can be or is a Memelord. Other name for a meme Master is a memelord.

Star wars meme:

Person: Hello there
Mememaster: General Kenobi
Person: What?
Memelord: What?

Pewdiepie meme:

Person: Your not better than me
Mememaster: Oh but CAN YOU DO THIS!
Person: Can I do what?
Mememaster: ...

Random meme:

Person: I had a sandwich for breakfast
Mememaster: Weird flex but oke
Person: Oke...

Random meme:

Person: *snaps*
Mememaster: I dont feel so good
Person: What?
Mememaster: What?

These are some examples
by JustARegularAnimal March 9, 2019
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Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
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Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.
Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key
by Stiglover69 September 6, 2022
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Chode Master

if your name is Blayne you are a chode master which means your penis in wider than it is long (LIKE BLAYNE)
dude do you know Blayne has a massive chode (yea i heard he's a chode master)
by Not_cynic May 9, 2022
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