Minecraft

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.

by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019

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Where boys become men

Little Jimmy :"Alright guys its Minecraft time!"

*turns into Lil Jim*

by CODgamergirl September 07, 2019

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The cure for all sex

Minecraft helped me learn biology.

by XxxSupahMegaDick69420xxX December 14, 2020

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Best game in the world 🚫🧢

Minecraft is played by the gods

by SuperDuperNoodles October 19, 2019

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The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(

Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories

Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?

i play minecraft

by Elias B.M September 23, 2022

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