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the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick
by thehumandildo November 25, 2014
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X-HUMANATION

X-Homo-Nation

Simply Homosexual
<akcom> and you suck cock
<akcom> etc
<X-HUMANATION> only yours
by GayLover December 1, 2003
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Human Centipede

A sex position where most often gay men get in a line and each one sticks their penis in the buttocks of the person in front of them.
You’re so gay you get in a Human Centipede ten times a day.
by Zay47 June 10, 2018
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human tank

A person who can take inhuman amounts of damage and come out of it fine.
While not human a good example would be a machine called a terminator from the Terminator movie series. how the machine takes damage and continues moving forward. An example of a human tank ,if you want to see humans who are like this go watch any mainstream anime. Ex (bleach, naruto, DBZ, fairy tail, one piece)
by Kyle crow September 19, 2016
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Human Suitcase

If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.
A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011
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Human Gorilla

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.
Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."
by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010
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Human Bidet

When someone spits saliva or urine into another persons butthole.
Make sure you use the human bidet after you take a dump.
by BeBuc May 25, 2011
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