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Horny energy

Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.
Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.
by zenmastersam788 August 10, 2021
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Cig-horny

Andy Lee is often seen storming into his local tobacconist red-faced and cig-horny
by bromor3 June 21, 2023
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horny horse

A generally good chap with no standards when it comes to women who has taken a beating from the chez to many times to remain an aquaintance!
by Tom Elwell January 29, 2004
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Horny Dog

Originating at Lancaster University, the 'horny dog' was inspired by a certain Ms Potts. It is recognisable by its large pene which is separated from its balls and its ane which is exposed due to its lack of tail.
Person One: 'Oh man, I feel really unconnected from my balls today'
Person Two: 'Yeah, you're such a Horny Dog'
by stevos evos-bad at tetris February 25, 2010
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horny taco

Josh is a horny taco because he was bein a ass dat day throwin shit at me. Derogatory term of randomness.
shut the hell up you horny taco im tryin to copy da homework.
by anthonypoop February 7, 2008
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Horny Hour

The last hour of work. Similar to happy hour, but a lot better.
YES LAST HOUR OF THE DAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.... HORNY HOURRRRR
by paddyp123 October 18, 2013
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Holiday Horniness

Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.

Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.
Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."
by mkhami December 17, 2010
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