the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

X-HUMANATION

X-Homo-Nation

Simply Homosexual

<akcom> and you suck cock
<akcom> etc
<X-HUMANATION> only yours

by GayLover December 1, 2003

Human Bidet

When someone spits saliva or urine into another persons butthole.

Make sure you use the human bidet after you take a dump.

by BeBuc May 25, 2011

Human Suitcase

If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.

A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011

Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.

"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."

by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014

Human butterfly

When you press your anus against a willing participant’s anus and shit with such force that the excrement goes inside of the second party. The two stand in a way so that the group’s shadow looks like a butterfly.

My partner and I wanted to try the human butterfly, but my balance is horrible.

by Motorpatrol August 1, 2019

human tank

A person who can take inhuman amounts of damage and come out of it fine.

While not human a good example would be a machine called a terminator from the Terminator movie series. how the machine takes damage and continues moving forward. An example of a human tank ,if you want to see humans who are like this go watch any mainstream anime. Ex (bleach, naruto, DBZ, fairy tail, one piece)

by Kyle crow September 19, 2016