The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014
Get the Smartie Tubemug. If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.
by QuacksO February 26, 2025
Get the Philippian tubesmug. C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.
by god warrior baby November 3, 2010
Get the Tube-Churchmug. Aye I was tube digging last night and I came across a great frank Zappa piece for this beat I was making
by Zelldell April 15, 2015
Get the Tube Diggingmug. by chellito bebito March 1, 2017
Get the fun tubemug. A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
Get the jake tubemug. A fool, some one who is being used by others and still do things for them. They like do things for people who use them. 'Someone' typically referring to teenagers.
They being called a tube refers to them being like a personal slave
They being called a tube refers to them being like a personal slave
by ...just..j July 23, 2022
Get the Tubemug.