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Racist

So I read the other definitions on here about what a racist is, guess what? THEY ARE ALL BIASED BULLSHIT.

A racist is a person who judges another person by the COLOR of their SKIN and the STEREOTYPES associated with that skin color, and NOT by the contents of their CHARACTER and/or ACTIONS.

All racists are uneducated half wits that deserve to have their reproductive abilities removed in the most heinous of manners. Racists come in all shapes and sizes, like us regular folk, they can be white, black, yellow, fucking MAGENTA, shit idk all kinds of shades man!

If you still haven't comprehended my words with your 3rd grade level education then maybe these will help your comprehension:

There is no restriction when it comes to ignorance and hubris, black white yellow and all the rest of the shades of people all have everything in common other than that one purely aesthetic factor: a brain that can choose to seek understanding and intelligent comprehension/ or a brain that chooses to shut itself off from understanding and intelligent comprehension. Therefore, no single group or person is singled out but rather all groups or persons have had to deal with being subject to hate, apathy, and stigmas.

BUUUUUUT..

there are groups who face problems because of their skin color, those groups are:

EVERY FUCKING RACE TO EVER EXIST.

*....mic drop
The common pea-brained racist here in the US will generally say this as though they deserve a cookie:

"MUH MOMMA AND MUH DADDY BOTH TAUGHT ME THAT FOLKS WHO ARE (WHITE/BLACK) ARE BAD SO IMMA BELEIVE THIS TOO!! HURR HURR!!"

Or~

"Chances are very likely that your buddy who seems to seriously get their panties in a wad when theyre forced to see that they too have anxiety and insecurities like everyone else is either a: drug addict, or a racist."
mugGet the Racistmug.

Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025
mugGet the Racist Mariomug.

dad racist

When your dad, grandpa, uncle, etc. say things that are racist and questionable, but they aren't actually prejudiced against anyone.
"Is your dad racist?"

"Nah but he is dad racist"
by PerkN December 26, 2021
mugGet the dad racistmug.

mega-racist

someone who has the very big racist, and practices mega-racism
My linear algebra teacher is a mega-racist, he intentionally gives students lower grades because of their race
by Zhangzhe October 6, 2022
mugGet the mega-racistmug.

Racist

When subhuman niggers dislike Whites. This dislike is the result of envy caused by the fact that niggers are a lower form of life.
Tyrone is racist because he doesn't appreciate the White ideology of a merit based system and would rather have everything given to him because he is a lazy, low IQ nigger incapable of any sort of achievement beyond tying his shoes.
by anonymous May 3, 2023
mugGet the Racistmug.

coin racist

A coin racist is somebody who prefers a coin than another.

EX:
"Hey (name), do you want this penny or quarter"
"I'll take the quarter"
"You coin racist.."

That was an example of a coin racist. Here is another example:
"Hey (name), do you ant this penny or quarter"
"I'll take the penny"
"You coin racist.."

These are both good examples of coin racists.
(name) is a coin racist!
by @primokk2 December 1, 2024
mugGet the coin racistmug.

racist

graham is an racist and is an avid user of the n word
by grahamuel September 13, 2020
mugGet the racistmug.

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