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Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
mugGet the Flag Polemug.

Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump
I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.
by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023
mugGet the Pole vaultmug.

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
mugGet the Parker Polesmug.

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.
Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.
by MrPabloE May 11, 2025
mugGet the Shat-polemug.

pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit
by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022
mugGet the pole huggermug.

pole sleeve

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve
Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.
by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011
mugGet the pole sleevemug.

pole sharkin

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.
Me and my buddies took him pole sharking before he got married.
by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009
mugGet the pole sharkinmug.

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