Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve
by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.
by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009
