A pole troll denotes a gay man that is seriously attracted and crazy about another man's penis as common trolls in fairy tales are attracted and crazy about bridges. Know a pole troll by the wide grin that he gives your genital area even when covered as though he can see being screwed by you before he knows if you are in fact gay.
Kenneth: Yo Jeff, you got a pole troll on your ass buddy.
Jeff: Fuck man! He has been trailing me all week, I can't shake this guy!
by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 3, 2006
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Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 2, 2019
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James: Hey what's up?
Robert: Man, my south pole hole feels like it was lit on fire by a husky lumberjack.
by Jimjimmyjamesjoe July 28, 2010
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A person whomst you share a sex partner with.
Alternatively: Two people who have had sex with the same person
If you also fuck Karen, we’ll become pole brothers.
Alternatively: Did you hear that Isaac and John are pole brothers? They’ve both pounded Hilary!
by natermater November 18, 2020
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An erecton a homosexual male grows when seeing a man that he thinks is gorgeous.
That guy just gave me a fag pole!
by Randle Manly April 3, 2016
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