PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?
Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Gizmocat: *meows innocently*
(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.
So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.
So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
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During the pickleball game there was commotion on the court. The players were arguing over the score, they were all suffering from pickle brain. In the end, it was a great match and all had fun.
2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.
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During the pickleball game there was commotion on the court. The players were arguing over the score, they were all suffering from pickle brain. In the end, it was a great match and all had fun.
2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.
2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.
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