National Wiggle Day

On December 17th, every United States citizen is entitled to one free public wiggle.

Lucas: It's December 17th, my favorite day of the year!
Nick: What's happening today?
Lucas: It's National Wiggle Day dumbass

by ProfessionalWiggler December 17, 2020

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National Joemmy Day :)

August 10th, this day is for my wife and the one person I will love no matter what, forever and always. My pretty girl :)

National Joemmy Day :)This day is for Joemmy and Joemmy only, if you aren’t them you can die :)

by snuuz August 1, 2021

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The day (August 8th) that the Discord link for this cursed server was posted publicly on the Subreddit. In under a year, the server grew to have over 13k members who have the mental age of a three-year-old.

Mods: Oh it's National Mudalads Day; time for our yearly gay orgy
Members: Happy National Mudalads Day! Deck the halls with cum!

by ThatJeanz October 12, 2020

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National Pain Day

National Pain Day is everyday,the pain does simply not go away.

Robert:Hey billy!What day is it today?
Billy:Robert its National Pain Day,like every other day.

by amarkralj October 2, 2020

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national ":v" day

Today is the day to celebrate Indonesia's national ":v" day. ":v" is an emoji frequently used by those so called "memer." But now the majority of people hates that stupid emoji.

Tricia: "Hello :v"
Steve: "Hi :v, do you know that today is Indonesia's national ":v" day? :v"
Tricia: "I didn't know earlier :v"

by The-Devil October 3, 2020

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