national ":v" day

Today is the day to celebrate Indonesia's national ":v" day. ":v" is an emoji frequently used by those so called "memer." But now the majority of people hates that stupid emoji.

Tricia: "Hello :v"
Steve: "Hi :v, do you know that today is Indonesia's national ":v" day? :v"
Tricia: "I didn't know earlier :v"

by The-Devil October 3, 2020

National relationship day

October the 6 is national relationship day it’s a day to spend time with your lover and have a good day together remember this day and look forward to it the next year.

I’m excited for national relationship day because I’m actually taken by someone this year

by Milo moo October 4, 2020

National Mudalads Day

The day (August 8th) that the Discord link for this cursed server was posted publicly on the Subreddit. In under a year, the server grew to have over 13k members who have the mental age of a three-year-old.

Mods: Oh it's National Mudalads Day; time for our yearly gay orgy
Members: Happy National Mudalads Day! Deck the halls with cum!

by ThatJeanz October 12, 2020

National Laugh Day

everybody must laugh atleast one time each hour on October 19th.

man: yo hear about National Laugh Day?

woman: HAHAHAHAH
man: AHHAHAHAHA

by quitsmg October 19, 2020

National Rape Day

April 24th is a day that’s supposed to be about honoring and respecting survivors of rape and assault, but has instead been turned into a horrible “joke” made by degenerate fucking TikTok incels, where they think it’s okay to go out and assault someone.

Incel: It’s a National Rape Day, you better hide your kids ;)

Good Person: Congratulations asshole, you just ruined a day that was supposed to be about respect. Fuck you.

Incel: It’s just a joke you’re so sensitive LMAO

Good Person: You know what is funny, your deceased father.

by DefiantSinger October 11, 2023

National Stoke Day

October 18th is National Stoke Day… Get Stoked

Are you Rippin the Park? It’s National Stoke Day

by StokeMaster Swizzy October 18, 2023

National rape day

If you celebrate this day, you suck. You’re a little bitch just crash into an oil place for all I care just go fucking die, you know you just made it up for an excuse to do gross things to people. Like no, who does that, that is NOT a real holiday and it is NOT real.

Dumbass: it’s national rape day!

Me: no. That’s not a real holiday. Go fucking die bitch.

by St4rb4tzz April 9, 2023