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Naked Pi

When the number π could no longer hide her insecurities before her fellow mathematical constants, because the pressure to appear cool in popular culture is taking a toll on her psychological well-being—when fame and popularity come with such a high price that she could lose everything if she failed to reorder her priorities.
Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.
by Numerati August 20, 2025
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naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
by G kirk April 22, 2011
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Naked flat white

A naked flat white or naked coffee is a term used to refer to a take-away coffee served without a lid.

Since the lid is the only additional item the coffee cup ‘wears’, asking for a naked coffee indicates one would like it served without it in addition.
I'll have a naked flat white, please.
by roo_tamer12 November 10, 2024
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Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course
My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
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Chuck Naked

The state of being completely naked except for a pair of Chuck Taylors on your feet.
It was only afterward that I realized I was standing there "Chuck Naked".
by Kermit Yodel June 22, 2020
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Naked

How the man who gives Rihanna wild thought wants to see her.
Rihanna: I know you wanna see me naked, naked, naked.
Guy: Yes, I do.
by Dwotty August 31, 2017
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naked sevens

Something that bugs you so much even though you could live without changing it. Or you can't change it yourself, someone else must do it. You get anxious it bugs you so much.
Her grass is SO long, it bugs me like naked sevens!

I hate the way my teacher writes her 7's, they don't have lines through them like I write them. They're naked sevens!
by happyasaclam12 April 12, 2011
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