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tijuana face mask

A dumb broad doing a donkey or horse show.....lets the animal ejacutlate in her mouth, the load of cum being so extreme, she cant take it all down, and it explodes all over her face, creating a mask!
That dumb bitch Kristy got the biggest tijuana face mask i have ever seen!
by nubvr6t December 26, 2008
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Mask it

When you're dogging out a bird but she is so fucking ugly you put a mask on her and pretend to have a mask fetish
Yo man, met this bird yesterday she was so fucking ugly but I fancied a shag so I had to "Mask It"
by Mask-it September 26, 2016
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Mask Rules

When mask wearing in most parts of the world remains mandatory to protect the population from infection, as a large proportion of them have yet to be vaccinated, with some anti-maskers or maskholes in the name of personal rights playing hide-and-seek with the authorities to avoid donning a face mask.
Although only fully vaccinated people are exempted from wearing a mask in public, tens of thousands of unjabbed diehard Trumpists in several red states pay lip service to the mask rules, because they figure out that the odds of them getting caught are very low.
by MathPlus June 7, 2021
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Menstrual Mask

you fuck the shit out of a bitch on her period then you take your dick and wipe the blood all over her face - giving her a menstrual mask
Girl: Man, I need a red mask for the play tonight.
Man: Hey bitch, you on your period?
Girl: Yeah...
Man: Let me fuck you - im gonna give you a menstrual mask - the darkest red you will ever see. Lets go bitch
by Menstrual Mask Master May 18, 2006
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x marks the spot

a sexual position where an individual lays on the ground and makes an 'x' with his or her body.

then inserts each of his or her hands and feet into four consenting women.
coque was thrilled to learn that elaine and her three friends were interested in a little game of x marks the spot.
by j to the bizzle November 10, 2006
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Maksim

A Maksim is a wild animal, amphibious and of Eastern European origin. It often uses its defense mechanism of sending a random overused meme when put in a weird situation in a DM chat.
Hey look, it’s a Maksim!
*sends the dab-vorce meme and jumps in a pool*
by Ivex25 July 2, 2020
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gorilla mask streaker

The act of streaking through a high school and through a village with nothing but a gorilla mask on. Not to be confused with the sexual act of a gorilla mask.
Jason was wrote about in the papers as a gorilla mask streaker when he was chased by his principal Kimberle.
by Onion Ringer February 1, 2007
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