Felix jordan

Has a very small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Airhead Jordan

An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.

We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

jordan benton

A socially retarded dumbass.

That dude is pulling a Jordan Benton. We better pop him.

by Qwertyuioplajd February 12, 2018

Is Jordan Wrong

Yes

-when Jordan think she is correct, she is wrong, Yes is Jordan wrong

by Wowsar February 10, 2020

The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020