Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.

Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.

by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013

Dave Freeborn

the crustiest of the punk rockers

Dude i cant even get into the liquor store with all these dave freeborns everywhere!

by Eric Rigsby July 31, 2018

Dave Day

#NationalDaveDay is celebrated on the 11th of April. #NationalDaveDay is a care free day where you can pack hammers with the boys, and drink Natty light like it’s water with no consequences. (as long as you don’t get caught)

Hey man it’s Dave Day let’s get drunk at noon!

by TheBlackShadowww April 11, 2019

Dave Day

A working day where an employee starts late, has a long lunch, goes missing for long periods during the day and then leaves early

Dave had a Dave Day today

by NorthernScm June 16, 2015

Dave day

This is the day dedicated to a man named dave that changed all our lives. He will not be forgotten. He was dave, he always will be dave, dave will not be forgotten. He was an English man, some may even say the daviest an English man could get!

At 10 pm (GMT) we will take a moment of silence for his disappearance.

"Now it's time for a moment for silence, to remember dave, this dave day."

by Maddmann(E) October 29, 2021

dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 25, 2023

king dave

th coolest man to ever live aka my dad

‘king dave is so cool’

by chalamqts December 21, 2021