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Go Fuck Yourself

telling one that they should consider shoving an object in and out there ass until they climax
by poochoonut March 12, 2023
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Unswiss yourself

To let go of Swiss conventions, letting go of perfectionsm.
Hey man, don’t overthink this - unswiss yourself!
by fleischi May 9, 2025
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Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.
Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?
by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024
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to haze yourself

to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.

teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.

mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma February 14, 2012
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throw yourself off the boat

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching
joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?
by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024
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keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.
He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .
by Realbossish January 16, 2020
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