the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

X-HUMANATION

X-Homo-Nation

Simply Homosexual

<akcom> and you suck cock
<akcom> etc
<X-HUMANATION> only yours

by GayLover December 1, 2003

Human Bidet

When someone spits saliva or urine into another persons butthole.

Make sure you use the human bidet after you take a dump.

by BeBuc May 25, 2011

Human Gorilla

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.

Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."

by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010

Human Darlek

A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.

Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.

by Finnerty October 10, 2009

human tank

A person who can take inhuman amounts of damage and come out of it fine.

While not human a good example would be a machine called a terminator from the Terminator movie series. how the machine takes damage and continues moving forward. An example of a human tank ,if you want to see humans who are like this go watch any mainstream anime. Ex (bleach, naruto, DBZ, fairy tail, one piece)

by Kyle crow September 19, 2016

Human Centipede

A sex position where most often gay men get in a line and each one sticks their penis in the buttocks of the person in front of them.

You’re so gay you get in a Human Centipede ten times a day.

by Zay47 June 10, 2018