me

loser

"Look at me I'm a huge loser"

by ilysmzdh July 24, 2018

Kill me

later

Spy:kill me
Medic:later

by ☺☻♥ July 26, 2018

no me

when someone boasts, you scream this

A: I'm the smartest person in the class, dumbass!
B: no me
A: (dies)

by a doorknob July 29, 2018

Buh-scuse me

The intensified version of "excuse me". See also, "mc'scuse me".

McDonald's employee: Is this for here or to go?
Fat Lady: Buh-scuse me?! You think I can eat all this by my-
McDonald's employee: BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE!

by soggehdoggeh August 1, 2018

Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 12, 2018

me-osis

An "advanced" form of I-itis.

Disgusted adult sitting on a park bench: Look at that spoiled-rotten kid on the playground! He's got the worst case of me-osis that I've ever seen!

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018