Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020

Me and Mrs.Jones

1. A song by Billy Paul
2. An affair
3. An affair with a taken person

Harry Styles may be dating Taylor Swift, but his Mrs.Jones is Katy Perry.

Me and Mrs.Jones, we've got a thingggggg going onnnn. We both know that it's wrong, but it's much too strong to let it go now.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 4, 2020

HE HIT ME !

when Teal fucked up and let up a break away.

most of the time that LD is in bad position and blame the game for his dumbass play, HE HIT ME !

by Stammerchel November 4, 2020

HE HIT ME

When teal fucked up and let up a break away

When the LD give up a break away by doing some dumb shit he yells "HE HIT ME,HE HIT ME"

by Stammerchel November 5, 2020

Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!

Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."

by pussypuncher1234 November 5, 2020

Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020

Me

I am a stupid piece of shit.

Me: ,,looking at the mirror,, OMG I look like a piece of shit

by Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. November 7, 2020