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Don toc me

When a maltese person sees an imigrant
Don toc me asshole , shit shit , fuck your mitgerv
by Maltizaghzugh February 9, 2020
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+Me

Add me... +me
Follow me +me/+1
by Gladiator88 March 28, 2020
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Stand to me

When a person is asking someone to a challenge or physical battle.
Rick was as little coward I knew when I asked him to fight me he would not dare stand to me.
by DLK97 March 28, 2020
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Fucked-me-in

When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.
I was having trouble going to sleep until my boyfriend fucked-me-in.
by Stonewallace March 28, 2020
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That doesn't doubt me

"I'm not surprised by that."

"Expected"
A: "Monica is up to her old shit again."

B: "That doesn't doubt me."
by Sonnyandthebuzz March 29, 2020
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Me-so-smart

NOUN:
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.

VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.

ADJECTIVE:

A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.
NOUN:
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."

VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"

ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."
by Michael_Morre April 2, 2020
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me

the saddest fucking thing in existence
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