chemistry lab bitch

the lab student who is forced to do someone else's dishes after finishing chemistry lab for the entire semester

Steve: Josh, get your ass over her and do my lab dishes. I'm not gonna ask you again.
Josh: Ok, my apologies yes sir.

Josh's crush: Damn, look at Josh over their doing Steve's lab dishes. Washing those beakers spotlessly clean, damn.
Josh's crush's boyfriend: Yeah, that man is officially a chemistry lab bitch.

by anonymous March 10, 2021

resting bitch aura

A female that radiates the bitch persona through all communication: verbal, non-verbal, facial expressions and via email and phone correspondence.

I was on a conference call with Linda, she had resting bitch aura. I could sense the bitchiness through the phone!!!

by Charby Sue April 18, 2017

Brussel sprout Bitch

How to destroy anyone brave enough to talk shit to you. Hit them with this intense comeback to win any argument

Did you eat the brussel sprouts this morning? They were quite bitchy.

You brussel sprout bitch!

by FatCockJohn December 16, 2019

Bitch Lasagna Day

The annual anniversary of the release of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie.

What? You haven't celebrated Bitch Lasagna Day?

by wirl_robin04 October 21, 2019

buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

fordashy smashes bitches

a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal

fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch

by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022

Gator mouth bitch

A female who talks a lot of shit but would rather keep her head underwater and hide everything but her eyes when somebody finds out she's a gator mouth bitch.

She's a gator mouth bitch, she will use her words to cut right through you.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018