Freaky Week

The month where all you do is get freaky. In October from the 7th- 11th all you do is get freaky.
-Monday: Slap someones ass
-Tuesday: Kiss your crush
-Wednesday: Hug your crush
-Thursday: Grab someones dick
-Friday:Do everything.

Person 1: Damnn its freaky week.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I gotta hug bethany today.

Person1: Oh yeah, its Wednesday.

by Jada Minderson October 2, 2019

piranha week

The week before a girl's period (Shark Week) when she wants to ravenously devour everything in site

Megan's PMSing and has eaten a whole large pizza and 6 cupcakes. It must be Piranha Week, poor thing.

by Imakeupstuff April 20, 2015

worrisome week

The three days before and the three days after your female companion, either former or present, is supposed to start her period. It is referred to as worrisome because during this time period, if she does not begin her period, then she is pregnant with your unwanted child and you are now screwed.

Jim: "Jill is suppose to start her period in three days."

Fred: "ahhh. The beginning of the worrisome week!"

by 4pm February 27, 2011

The week of fish

When you spend a whole week around a girl who’s pussy smells like fish

Andrea: Oh my god, it smells like fish in here
Amy: No that’s just Betty’s pussy
Andrea: Well, it’s looks like it’s going to be the week of fish

by Drew Diamond October 13, 2019

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

80 hours a week

Every other week. For years

Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

Desktop background of the week

Desktop background of the week is an award given by the YouTuber "YuB" to express how well the Background is. He puts it as his background and the creator gets to brag about how their drawing showed up on some lazy old dad's computer.

"You.. win.. "Desktop background of the week" so great job, I guess..."

by Classytango on yt sub to me no August 20, 2021