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i need some poon

"i need some poon" basically means "i need some sexual intercourse" or "i need some poonani".

the word: poon- refers to a woman's vagina.
made mainstream by the movie: 'the 40 year old virgin',
where the drunken and sexually frustrated main character is in a bar surrounded by available women and states i need some poon...and gets no reply.
by G.j.H July 7, 2008
mugGet the i need some poonmug.

moons-out-poons-out

When you go out with your boys on the night of a full moon in an effort to get laid.
"Yo man, let's hit the bars tonight! Harvest Moon! 'Moons-out-poons-out'!"
by kbeezyfomfsheezy March 14, 2017
mugGet the moons-out-poons-outmug.
When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.
Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
by King of Poon January 7, 2009
mugGet the Poon Bagel with Cream Cheesemug.

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010
mugGet the Mangled Poon Per Hourmug.

poon jay jay

Modification of term "va jay jay" originally used by Opera and poonani. A funny way of saying vagina.
If your good tonight you'll get some quality poon jay jay.
by zerocover February 5, 2008
mugGet the poon jay jaymug.

poon jivin ass nigger

any body named phil or if ur black
by shake abdul kalibb jabar May 27, 2008
mugGet the poon jivin ass niggermug.

Pussy ass poon bitch

When you fail to much to just be a bitch
by Pushy the Turncoat October 23, 2008
mugGet the Pussy ass poon bitchmug.

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